If you’ve been paying attention, you know that I have a Masturbating Neighbor. Well the Masturbating Neighbor strikes or should I say strokes again (I couldn’t resist that masturbating pun). Once again my wife was in the kitchen washing dishes and she looked over and down (he lives one floor down) and there he was, at it again. This sent her running out of the kitchen right in the middle of the dishwashing never to return.

I’m a live and let live kind of guy, but when your self stimulation makes it so that I’m the only person washing dishes in my household, then I’m not so understanding. Fortunately my wife came up with the solution of putting up a temporary makeshift shade in the kitchen window and she’s back to washing dishes again. Right now my kitchen is dark, gloomy and has a tacky looking shade, but it seems like life is back to normal. So Masturbating Neighbor, I wish you Happy Stroking and may you continue to inspire people to live their dreams without fear of judgement.